Best Example of Blatant Hypocrisy Award

A contender for the Best Example of Blatant Hypocrisy Award:

Crossing Market Street the other day, I passed in front of a Hummer that was waiting to turn the corner.

Hummers used to be merely offensive. At this point in time they’re antagonistically obnoxiously offensive.

So of course I walked slower so the Hummer would have to idle longer and possibly miss the light.

It did get around the corner, however, and as this top of the line, shiny, tricked out assault vehicle passed by me on a Center City street, I got a good look at the wheel cover on the back.

In big white letters: "Mission to Preach"

Yes, some minister from what is most likely some storefront evangelical church most likely located in a poorer neighborhood managed to convince his congregation that in order to be a soldier for Christ, one needs the proper vehicle. You can’t win a war without a tank, dontcha know, so cough up those Love Donations and buy this pastor a Hummer!